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by boral
Tue Sep 06, 2005 4:22 pm
Forum: Taking the piss etc...
Topic: humor
Replies: 12
Views: 16573

Little Kid's Books We'd Like to See: 'You Were An Accident' 'Strangers Have the Best Candy' 'The Little Sissy Who Snitched' 'Some Kittens Can Fly!' 'The Protocols of the Grandpas of Zion' 'How to Dress Sexy for Grownups' 'Getting More Chocolate on Your Face' 'Where Would You Like to Be Buried?' 'Kat...
by boral
Tue Sep 06, 2005 4:21 pm
Forum: Taking the piss etc...
Topic: humor
Replies: 12
Views: 16573

If swimming is so good for your figure, then how the hell do you explain whales?
by boral
Tue Sep 06, 2005 4:20 pm
Forum: Taking the piss etc...
Topic: humor
Replies: 12
Views: 16573

"If nothing sticks to Teflon, then how does Teflon stick to the pan?"
by boral
Tue Sep 06, 2005 4:19 pm
Forum: Taking the piss etc...
Topic: humor
Replies: 12
Views: 16573

If Bill Gates had a nickel for every time Windows crashed... oh wait, he does!
by boral
Tue Sep 06, 2005 4:18 pm
Forum: Taking the piss etc...
Topic: humor
Replies: 12
Views: 16573

Good Idea : Take a deep breath before jumping into a pool

Bad Idea: take a deep breath after jumping into a pool.
by boral
Fri Sep 02, 2005 6:11 pm
Forum: Taking the piss etc...
Topic: humor
Replies: 12
Views: 16573

Why does everybody say it's the quiet ones you need to look out for? I'm worried about that very pissed and very loud man in the middle of the street with a chainsaw and a shotgun.
by boral
Fri Sep 02, 2005 6:10 pm
Forum: Taking the piss etc...
Topic: humor
Replies: 12
Views: 16573

Coral, when painted brown and attached to the head with common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer.
by boral
Fri Sep 02, 2005 6:10 pm
Forum: Taking the piss etc...
Topic: humor
Replies: 12
Views: 16573

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
by boral
Fri Sep 02, 2005 4:31 pm
Forum: Taking the piss etc...
Topic: humor
Replies: 12
Views: 16573

It's not the voices in my head that bother me. It's the voices in YOUR head that bother me!

If I could eat two sugars at once, would that make me ambidextrose?
by boral
Fri Sep 02, 2005 4:03 pm
Forum: Taking the piss etc...
Topic: humor
Replies: 12
Views: 16573

Is it normal if your psychiatrist cries after every session?
by boral
Fri Sep 02, 2005 3:42 pm
Forum: Taking the piss etc...
Topic: humor
Replies: 12
Views: 16573

humor

LOGIC "Nothing is better than eternal happines. A ham sandwich is better than nothing. Therefore, a ham sandwich is better than eternal happines."

If there's no such thing as a stupid question, what is this?
by boral
Thu Sep 01, 2005 4:34 pm
Forum: Django
Topic: Swing verboten
Replies: 9
Views: 12146

Hi Stringring,

Many thanks for the translation and the links
by boral
Tue Aug 30, 2005 5:12 pm
Forum: Guitars picks and strings etc..
Topic: Dugain picks
Replies: 3
Views: 4270

HI,
I never tried one but you can also find them here:
http://www.gypsyguitar.de/shop/index.htm
they have from glass to agate
by boral
Thu Aug 25, 2005 3:18 pm
Forum: Tunes
Topic: Free Real books on line
Replies: 4
Views: 6118

Hi!! What a great site. I had just started to study some harmony and here you have all the chords explained in terms of harmony. Although I think in some tunes he does not explain it in terms of changing of Key...I have to study some more... i will try to explain this later; perhaps someonelse can e...
by boral
Thu Aug 25, 2005 11:42 am
Forum: Artists
Topic: swinging in Spain
Replies: 0
Views: 1836

swinging in Spain

Site of a very good group : http://www.myspace.com/baxtalodrom
Listen to the samples...Enjoy