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by Cattermole
Sun Mar 02, 2008 11:58 am
Forum: Gypsy Jazz for Rookies
Topic: GYPSY JAZZ GUITAR!!!!
Replies: 24
Views: 48242

[/quote]I sense what you really like about this is the way the young lady is sitting with her legs spread in that somewhat disturbing manner. :shock:[/quote]
I rather liked that, too.
Now, this is disturbing. :D http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=GaKwrA3PKaY
I bet he's not wearing Vans.
by Cattermole
Sat Mar 01, 2008 1:15 pm
Forum: Gypsy Jazz for Rookies
Topic: GYPSY JAZZ GUITAR!!!!
Replies: 24
Views: 48242

.. I know what a rest stroke is in the classical guitar world but...? thanks! When you use a rest stroke on classical guitar you push through the string and your finger comes to rest on the string above. With a pick it's the same idea except you push through the string and the pick comes to rest on...
by Cattermole
Sat Feb 23, 2008 8:00 pm
Forum: Trust Me I'm a Doctor
Topic: For Cabo
Replies: 21
Views: 49171

There's a shop near me that sells Vans and this is just the encouragement I need to go and get a pair. Those, I have to say, are pretty gross, Teddy, but I rather like some of the models I've seen. If I take the plunge I'll let you know. Also, it's a well known fact that possession of a pair of Vans...
by Cattermole
Fri Feb 22, 2008 10:59 pm
Forum: Artists
Topic: Jammin
Replies: 3
Views: 5423

Ganondorf wrote:its one of john le vois creations. He also makes bird houses and dog kennels on the side :D
If his bird houses are anything like his guitars I imagine they'll sing on their own. Nice axe, and nicely played.
by Cattermole
Fri Feb 22, 2008 11:49 am
Forum: In Memoriam
Topic: THE FORUM
Replies: 17
Views: 36086

Re: WTF?

Agent wrote:Perhaps we could talk about this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W89TjamtyCk
Did anyone recognise which Butlin's camp that was recorded at?
by Cattermole
Wed Feb 20, 2008 9:11 pm
Forum: Artists
Topic: Wedding Band
Replies: 9
Views: 15147

Thrip wrote:I did a bar mitzvah the other day. Still, it was well paid... :?
Caballero Posted:Did you tap 'em for free band circumcisions?

I think this joke goes along the lines of '500 quid plus tips', doesn't it?
by Cattermole
Sun Feb 17, 2008 11:12 pm
Forum: Guitars picks and strings etc..
Topic: It Just Has To Be Authentic, Doesn't It??????
Replies: 22
Views: 30869

Djazzer wrote:Hand written in 1954,Django passed away in 1953 :?:
That's part of the joke, the other part being that DR was illiterate. Please try and keep up. :D
by Cattermole
Fri Feb 15, 2008 6:03 pm
Forum: Trust Me I'm a Doctor
Topic: A weighty matter
Replies: 3
Views: 11025

Hello Newfannybatter, I am sure Catty can add some useful advice here if only about the weather in Spain. Strip 'em down to the minimum, that's my advice. Remember, there is no shortage of analogies concerning the guitar and women and who actually goes out sober to pull a porker? Don't forget, fat ...
by Cattermole
Fri Feb 08, 2008 11:47 am
Forum: In Memoriam
Topic: Jeremy Beadle
Replies: 11
Views: 28337

Re: Jeremy Beadle

I once had quite an odd time watching "Game For a Laugh" after ingesting some magic mushrooms. Does that count? That's the only way I could imagine being able to sit through it. I'm not knocking the bloke, but how is it he's suddenly become an 80s entertainment icon and national treasure?...
by Cattermole
Tue Feb 05, 2008 12:39 pm
Forum: Artists
Topic: Beryl Davis - Don't Worry About Me
Replies: 7
Views: 8008

Caballero wrote:I wonder if any of the band tried to get off with her? :?
Only to be told afterwards: "Not only was Django a better guitarist........."(I assume you're referring to Jorgenson's lot?)

Her voice seems to be in pretty good nick, though.
by Cattermole
Sat Feb 02, 2008 12:44 pm
Forum: Artists
Topic: I CHOPPED MY THUMB OFF
Replies: 29
Views: 39737

Teddy Dupont wrote:Is that the third or fourth time today?
You're confusing fun with fear, Teddy, and talking of fear we'd better change the subject befor Cabo comes along to give us a ticking off.
So, bearing in mind the subject of this thread, have you ever had an appendage problem?
by Cattermole
Fri Feb 01, 2008 11:43 pm
Forum: Artists
Topic: I CHOPPED MY THUMB OFF
Replies: 29
Views: 39737

lnb wrote:Straight through the bone.
Christ!! I'd have soiled myself.
Good luck with the recovery and keep us updated.
by Cattermole
Fri Feb 01, 2008 1:34 am
Forum: Django
Topic: Djangos UK venues
Replies: 35
Views: 49232

The other one is a real pig. All I can differentiate is - Constance Lambert in the Sunday Referee says "Jazz enthusiasts when they hear this Quintette will realise that a .....and..................swing music." I'm pretty sure it's: "Jazz enthusiasts when they hear this quintette wil...
by Cattermole
Thu Jan 31, 2008 8:53 pm
Forum: Django
Topic: Djangos UK venues
Replies: 35
Views: 49232

I think the second one is:
Jonah Barrington (not the squash player, surely???) in the Daily Express says: "Do not miss them. Because this, after intensive listening, is about the most remarkable dance outfit I've yet heard.

Do I get half a prize?
by Cattermole
Tue Jan 29, 2008 10:19 pm
Forum: Guitars picks and strings etc..
Topic: If you were a newbee, what would you buy?
Replies: 2
Views: 5114

If you have the opportunity to play a selection of guitars, which appears to be the case, do so and pick the one you like best. End of.
There are always supporters and detractors alike concerning different models when this type of question crops up.