alcoholic

[texasrockabillyrebel]

OK, this solo is pissing me off....... gonna have a drink. Alright that didn't help it sounds worse now. I know....another drink. Hmmmm. mabye I should slow down, awww whose counting? uh where is my pick? (3 hours later) what is my pick doing in the freezer?! Well nevermind, at least I can play again. Where is my guitar? Okay, it's in my bathroom. Now I can play. I think I'll have another drink first. luckilly I haven't lost my smokes, found 'em while I was looking for my pick. What was I doing? Oh yeah...I was gonna pin that solo down. I play guitar?.......I do play guitar! Man this solo is sounding NICE!!!! I think I'll record it!

Next morning I find I was playing like a jackass. Man, I hate it when this happens.

[djangology]

lol that cracked me up. thanks man. im glad there are alchoholics out there to keep me entertained. drink water man!

[texasrockabillyrebel]

Water?! Balderdash!!!!!!!!!! The worst kind of heresy!! Gin makes a man MEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[B25Gib]

.....Thanks! Very funny and terse!
......Reminded me of a good joke -

Two bums were sitting under an oak tree in the park drinking a beer when a jogger ran by. One bum says to his friend, "Hey Jeff, have you ever jogged?" "Sure, but I quit" "How come?" "Well, both times it made my beer foam up!"

[Plowboy]

drink water man!

In the words of W. C. Fields--"WATER--never touch the stuff--fish f*** in it."