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Postby Zoot » Fri Aug 04, 2006 11:39 pm

patrick.n wrote:You can't always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say, so sometimes you have to rely on a giraffe filled with whipped cream. - Frank Zappa


Viva Frankie

How's that Aylward Pat?
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Postby boral » Sat Aug 05, 2006 5:29 pm

If you think culture is expensive
try ignorance instead :twisted:
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Postby patrick.n » Mon Aug 07, 2006 6:52 pm

zoot wrote:
patrick.n wrote:You can't always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say, so sometimes you have to rely on a giraffe filled with whipped cream. - Frank Zappa


Viva Frankie

How's that Aylward Pat?


It's a lovely, lovely thing.
My torment is that now I have 2 daughters and get even less shed-time than before, but still I plug away with my weak little frenchfry fingers and sure enough, I sound a bit less crap than before.
You going to do another raffle?
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Postby kerouac » Wed Aug 30, 2006 11:07 am

NewcastleBud wrote:I think, therefore, I am.......I think. Anonymous


:shock:

ottos mops

ottos mops trotzt
otto: fort mops fort
ottos mops hopst fort
otto: soso

otto holt koks
otto holt obst
otto horcht
otto: mops mops
otto hofft

ottos mops klopft
otto: komm mops komm
ottos mops kommt
ottos mops kotzt
otto: ogottogott
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Postby kerouac » Wed Aug 30, 2006 11:09 am

And the last word of Gustav Mahler: "Mozart!".
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Postby maca » Wed Aug 30, 2006 1:37 pm

......somebody's had too much to think. :shock:

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Postby Barengero » Fri Sep 01, 2006 4:56 pm

Hi Kerouac,

Otto Mohl
fühlt sich wohl
bei der Oberpostdirektion

Best,
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Postby kerouac » Fri Sep 01, 2006 10:00 pm

Materialien zu einer Kritik der bekanntesten Gedichtform italienischen Ursprungs

Sonette find ich sowas von beschissen,
so eng, rigide, irgendwie nicht gut;
es macht mich ehrlich richtig krank zu wissen,
daß wer Sonette schreibt. Daß wer den Mut

hat, heute noch so´n dumpfen Scheiß zu bauen;
allein der Fakt, daß so ein Typ das tut,
kann mir in echt den ganzen Tag versauen.
Ich hab da eine Sperre. Und die Wut

darüber, daß so´n abgefuckter Kacker
mich mittels seiner Wichserein blockiert,
schafft in mir Aggressionen auf den Macker.

Ich tick nicht, was das Arschloch motiviert.
Ich tick es echt nicht. Und wills echt nicht wissen:
Ich find Sonette unheimlich beschissen.
Robert Gernhardt - Neue Frankfurter Schule
:D
(Sorry, no translation for this one.)
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Postby Rookie » Tue Sep 05, 2006 12:00 pm

:D

Großartig


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Postby Rene » Tue Sep 05, 2006 1:24 pm

Belatedly, but to the point, here's Dr Johnson on plagiarism (forgive me if I've got this wrong):

"Your work is both original and good. Unfortunately the good parts are not original, and the original parts are not good"

What a guy!
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Postby Teddy Dupont » Tue Sep 05, 2006 1:51 pm

Rene wrote:Belatedly, but to the point, here's Dr Johnson on plagiarism (forgive me if I've got this wrong):

"Your work is both original and good. Unfortunately the good parts are not original, and the original parts are not good"

What a guy!

........and I have it on good authority that he did not use the rest stroke.
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Postby Rene » Wed Sep 06, 2006 12:16 pm

You are absolutely right ! But his pick was so fat people described it as being like a dictionary.
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Postby Andi » Mon Mar 19, 2007 4:20 am

A pessimist is someone who sees difficulty in every opportunity. An optimist is someone who sees opportunity in every difficulty.
(Churchill)
Schhwiingggg!!!
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