Zoot Makes His Point

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Zoot Makes His Point

Postby Teddy Dupont » Sat Feb 09, 2008 1:06 pm

For all of you who have been asking, I can confirm Zoot is doing well in his new life.

Many of you will no doubt have read the report that an £18,000 magnum of 1961 Pétrus ordered by "a young, smart Englishman" at Zafferano's in Knightsbridge was rejected by said "young, smart Englishman" who noticed the cork had not been properly authenticated. When the General Manager tested the wine, he said it tasted like mouldy vegetables hence vindicating the astute "young, smart Englishman".

Unperturbed, this "young, smart Englishman" went on to order a £20,000 magnum of 1945 Mouton Rothschild instead. What a trooper!!

I can exclusively reveal to readers of this forum that the "young, smart Englishman" was, in fact, Zoot out with some chums on his usual Friday night, end-of-the-week celebration.

P.S. For those cynics who feel that in no way could the words "smart", "young" or "Englishman" refer to Zoot, please remember the report was written by a typical, don't-bother-me-with-the-facts, newspaper hack.

P.P.S. I am sure you will all realise that 1961 was a vintage year for Pétrus.
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Postby Caballero » Sat Feb 09, 2008 10:47 pm

What on earth are you blithering about???!!! get on with your photo book you time-wasting old sprout.
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Postby Teddy Dupont » Sun Feb 10, 2008 1:19 pm

Caballero wrote:What on earth are you blithering about???!!! get on with your photo book you time-wasting old sprout.

:roll: You are only sulking because Zoot no longer invites you along to his little soirées. I am afraid those days of your intimate sessions with him at the "Big Boys Arms" have long since gone.
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Postby Caballero » Sun Feb 10, 2008 9:49 pm

Cab has many bitches.
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Postby Teddy Dupont » Mon Feb 11, 2008 12:19 am

Caballero wrote:Cab has many bitches.

So I understand..........
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Postby Caballero » Mon Feb 11, 2008 10:05 pm

no no no, that's the stalker.
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Postby Teddy Dupont » Tue Feb 12, 2008 2:07 pm

Caballero wrote:no no no, that's the stalker.

Then I suggest you start running as fast as you possibly can, do not stop under any circumstances and, above all, never bend over to tie up your shoelaces.
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