Shredding.

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When I shred insanely I get to shag gorgeously attractive women:

After every gig.
2
29%
After most gigs.
0
No votes
I can't complain.
1
14%
I'm a Roman Catholic priest.
2
29%
I bat for the other side.
2
29%
 
Total votes : 7

Shredding.

Postby Cattermole » Fri Oct 12, 2007 7:12 pm

I'm not a big fan of insane shredding although the results of this poll might moderate my opinion.
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Postby Caballero » Fri Oct 12, 2007 7:34 pm

Insane shredding gets me laid all the time. A good set of beer-goggles helps also.
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Postby Jono » Mon Oct 15, 2007 1:47 pm

Women keep telling me that they prefer musicality and taste over technique and flash every time - in the same way that they prefer sensitivity and a good sense of humour to a fast car and limitless cash.
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Postby Cattermole » Mon Oct 15, 2007 2:55 pm

Here, Jono, are these the same women who also tell you that 'it's not how big it is but what you do with it that counts'?
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Postby Jono » Mon Oct 15, 2007 5:47 pm

Nope, never heard that one!

:wink:

From the jazz audiences that I've seen, getting laid with gorgeous women after gigs is statistically improbable, to put it mildly, no matter how much shredding goes on.

Who are the beer goggles for, Cabo?
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Postby Caballero » Mon Oct 15, 2007 5:53 pm

Jono wrote:
Who are the beer goggles for, Cabo?


Everyone! it's such wonderful stuff!

A good set must be worn before climbing onto your beer-jessica alba.
or before attempting your beer-django solo.
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Postby Jono » Tue Oct 16, 2007 1:31 pm

Caballero wrote:beer-django solo.


Ah, I've got some beer headphones for that.

In case anyone thought I was getting snotty with the technique vs. taste argument, I should point out that I'm just as ill-equipped to seduce with taste and musicality as I am with shredding speed.

Some of us just have to fall back on our natural charm, stunning looks and Adonis-like physique.

Ahem.
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Postby Caballero » Tue Oct 16, 2007 9:37 pm

Jono wrote:
Some of us just have to fall back on our natural charm, stunning looks and Adonis-like physique.

Ahem.



Exactly! and don't forget that those impressive assets won you a place in Teddys' Inner Circle. He's fussy who he plays with.
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Postby Jono » Wed Oct 17, 2007 1:23 pm

He can afford to be, living at the hub of the buzzing Warwickshire hot club scene.

Ahem, again.
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