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Wrestle Mania

Postby Teddy Dupont » Thu May 17, 2007 12:04 pm

I am writing this for no other reason than to expunge the pure silliness of it from my mind.

My younger son plays in a group whose music can best be described as beyond human endurance. Apparently, at their last gig, just before starting the set, the lead singer asked couples from the audience to come forward and then screamed "Let's wrestle!" :shock: and everyone started to wrestle. Not only that but it seems the wrestling mania included my elder son who actually is somewhat of a "stuffed shirt" and his girlfriend together with my younger son's girlfriend who claims to have "beaten" two other people during the episode.

.....curtains please nurse :?
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Postby Thrip » Thu May 17, 2007 12:30 pm

They've got girlfriends?
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Re: Wrestle Mania

Postby Jono » Thu May 17, 2007 1:43 pm

Teddy Dupont wrote:...my younger son's girlfriend who claims to have "beaten" two other people during the episode.


But not the kind you'd want, by the sound of it. Unless, like Zoot, you're going through a 'burly' phase.
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Postby Caballero » Thu May 17, 2007 10:05 pm

Are their girlfriends tasty? and I don't mean in the culinary sense.
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Postby Teddy Dupont » Thu May 17, 2007 11:00 pm

Caballero wrote:Are their girlfriends tasty? and I don't mean in the culinary sense.

Indeed they are and by no means the Butch Dykes that Jono implies. 8) They would not, of course, take the time to even vomit on an old poofda like yourself. :lol:
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Postby Caballero » Fri May 18, 2007 5:49 pm

Oh. Then they are obviously carpet-munchers suited to Greenham Common.
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Postby Teddy Dupont » Fri May 18, 2007 7:30 pm

Caballero wrote:Oh. Then they are obviously carpet-munchers suited to Greenham Common.

No it's just that they have eyes and a sense of smell - killer assets when within 30 feet of your good self. :P
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Postby Caballero » Sat May 19, 2007 7:56 am

It's a good thing this is on the 'taking the piss' section or else we'd be under fire for not taking the subject seriously. So, in that sense, I suppose we are taking the piss seriously. What we don't need is some jobsworth butting in with an 'applied harmony' or a cutting 'lower bout' question.
In your new photo book, do you have any pictures of Kelly Brook squashing her boobies together?
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Postby Teddy Dupont » Sat May 19, 2007 10:56 am

Caballero wrote:In your new photo book, do you have any pictures of Kelly Brook squashing her boobies together?

Not in the Django book but in the other one I am working on "Boobies - A Pictorial History of Boobies" she will certainly feature. Not only that but in the chapter headed "Gypsy Jazz Boobies", you appear several times, fortunately fully clothed.

My favourite photo of you below will, of course, be included.
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Postby Caballero » Sat May 19, 2007 7:38 pm

Nice. You always :roll: drag that one out.
Why not include this one of you and the missus about to shoot your home porn dvd?
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Postby Teddy Dupont » Sun May 20, 2007 10:49 am

Well if you are going to start being silly by showing a picture of your latest girlfriend and her husband and making out it is my charming wife and I then you leave me with no alternative but to show the original unretouched version of the photo above.
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Postby Cattermole » Sun May 20, 2007 7:26 pm

Caballero wrote:Why not include this one of you and the missus about to shoot your home porn dvd?


Are these the films he sells under the Gypsy Jizz label?
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Postby Teddy Dupont » Sun May 27, 2007 10:50 am

Here is a very short video giving a flavour of the rather quirky nature of the groups my younger son plays in (at least the music is quiet here). He is the one with dark hair on the guitar and it is essential to wait for the ending:-

Chubby Nest Live!
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Postby Arnstein » Wed Jun 27, 2007 10:14 pm

http://www.wwe.com/inside/news/benoitdead

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