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Who Are These Men?

Postby Teddy Dupont » Mon Jul 03, 2006 2:00 pm

I wonder if any of you can help me identify the two seedy looking individuals standing in the dark watching the Dad's Army Trio play at Gossington several years ago? The reason I would like to know is that the spotty one on the right with the horribly unconvincing toupee borrowed £5 from me to buy a birthday present for his poor old grandmother and I'm still waiting for him to pay it back!
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Postby Caballero » Mon Jul 03, 2006 8:32 pm

I think the one on the left is Andy Bell, lead singer from the group 'ERASURE'. The dude on the right is an incredibly cool customer, judging from his body-language.
The disturbing thing about this photo lies with the people seated with instruments. Look at 'em, what a bunch of tossers! seated? in a tent? in a field? they should be vogue-ing it up like Andy and the sublime dude.
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Postby Zoot » Tue Jul 04, 2006 3:48 pm

I think you can spot the beginning of an erection in Andy's Shorts while the cool Dude is trying to get one going. :shock:
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Postby Rene » Tue Jul 04, 2006 5:01 pm

Don't tell John Le Voi. That puts him in a difficult position, I think.
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Postby Phydeaux3 » Tue Jul 04, 2006 6:13 pm

I find the handbag that the cool looking dude is carrying quite disturbing. enough thank you.....
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Postby GitanePlayer » Thu Jul 06, 2006 5:28 pm

Forensic examination of the evidence has revealed an interesting 'detail' on the cool dudes 'man-bag' !
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Postby Caballero » Fri Jul 07, 2006 8:55 pm

Some bastard is cancelling my posts and not letting the obvious explanation for the cool dudes 'bag' be aired, natural supposition , of course.
He is actually a talent-scout for Playboy industries and was there to suss out any babes for future issues. However, after thinking he had fallen through a portal in time to Greenham Common in the 80's, he remembered he'd dragged along Andy Bell to suss out the geezers for Playgirl mag. This didn't take much time as Andy quickly realised that the men were either too old, grey and buggered, had fallen out of the ugly tree, hitting a few branches on the way down or, worse still, from Wales.
shame, there's money to be made from soft porn.
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Postby Teddy Dupont » Fri Jul 07, 2006 9:54 pm

Caballero wrote:....shame, there's money to be made from soft porn.

I am available at very competitive rates. A photo from my "Macho Mature" portfolio below:-
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Postby GitanePlayer » Sat Jul 08, 2006 9:28 pm

Caballero wrote:
....shame, there's money to be made from soft porn.


Apart from living in Wales ( where we eat pot noodles - innit boyo? ) , my former incarnation as a Glam Rock God would put me in great stead for a career in said 'soft porn' !

..... ( I'm gonna regret this!!... anyway, my wife gets these photos out anytime someone new comes round - for maximum humiliation and maximum laughter !! )
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Postby Zoot » Sat Jul 08, 2006 10:12 pm

TOP MARKS :shock:
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Postby Caballero » Sat Jul 08, 2006 10:14 pm

Gentlemen.... I am truly humbled with your 21st century openess.' There but for the grace of ..etc. etc.'
I do not have a scanner sadly, but I do have a photo of me at 16 with a perm! :shock:
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Postby Zoot » Sat Jul 08, 2006 10:19 pm

At 16 I was naturally curly
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Postby Teddy Dupont » Sun Jul 09, 2006 9:48 am

I am getting a little concerned that some of you may actually think I really did have Little Lord Fauntleroy hair like that. It is, of course. more a result of Photoshop than anything my head ever produced. Below is the actual untouched photo to prove it. I must emphasise that the somewhat bemused look on my face had nothing whatsoever to do with the drink. It was simply the massive relief of passing wind after a rather spicey meal.
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Postby Teddy Dupont » Sun Jul 09, 2006 9:50 am

Caballero wrote:.....but I do have a photo of me at 16 with a perm! :shock:

Come on Cabs. Time to admit to the frilly dresses as well now.
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Postby Zoot » Sun Jul 09, 2006 11:27 am

Will we see you at Gossington this year Sir Ted
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