Drink Personalities

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Drink Personalities

Postby boral » Fri Dec 02, 2005 10:42 am

Before you order a drink in public, you should read this!

Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.The results:

Drink: Beer
Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach:Challenge her to a game of pool.

Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.
Your approach:Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.

Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: more refined, knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink.

Drink: Wine (does NOT include White Zinfandel)
Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated, yet giggles.
Your Approach:Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.

Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually she has NO clue.
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is - this should be an easytarget.

Drink: Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally drunk...and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!

Drink: Tequila
No explanations required -
Everyone just KNOWS what happens there.

THEN, there is the MALE

Addendum ---- The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:

Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.
Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.
Wine: He's hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.
Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about ANYTHING but getting laid.
Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.
White Zinfandel: He's gay.
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