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Postby boral » Wed Nov 02, 2005 6:30 pm

The worst country and western songs ever recorded
(These are NOT made up - they've all been recorded.)

So went the claim which arrived with this list.

1. Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In Bed
2. Get Your Tongue Otta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
3. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
4. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
5. I Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me
6. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
7. I Got In At 2 With a 10, And Woke Up At 10 With a 2.
8. I Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except For Mine
9. I Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car
Don't Run, So I figure We Got An Even Deal
10. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
11. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well
12. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
13. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
14. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight
15. I'm So miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here
16. I've Got Tears in My Ears From Lying On My Back While I Cry Over
you
17. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
18. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now
19. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
20. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Love Rovers
21. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, and I Sure Do Miss Him
22. Please Bypass this Heart
23. She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger
24. You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
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Postby Plowboy » Thu Nov 03, 2005 4:56 am

There's a few there that are not "sho-nuff" song titles but for the most part, all true. Some more:

--She Got The Gold Mine, I Got The Shaft (A Jerry Reed number)
--If I Said You Had a Beautiful Body Would You Hold It Against Me? (Bellamy Brothers)
--Herding Cattle In An Air-Conditioned Cadillac Coupe de Ville (Dave "Stringbean" Akeman)
--I've Been Flushed From the Bathroom of Your Heart ( Johnny Cash)
--Drop-kick Me Jesus Through the Goalposts of Life (Bobby Bare-- I think)
--Nobody Wants to Play Rhythm Guitar Behind Jesus (Everybody Wants To Be the Lead Singer In the Band) (Don't know who)
--Would Jesus Wear A Rolex On His Television Show? (Ray Stevens--after he was introduced to the song by Chet Atkins)

and my personal favorite,
--I'd Rather Have a Bottle In Front of Me Than a Frontal Lobotomy (Don't know who)
Your own muck is good muck!
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Postby Cuimean » Thu Nov 03, 2005 10:38 am

How 'bout "The Knock Me Over Easy Mama, Don't Take All My Spending Money, I'll Buy That New Car For You Blues" by the Farr Bros.?
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Postby boral » Thu Nov 03, 2005 12:38 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I'd Rather Have a Bottle In Front of Me Than a Frontal Lobotomy
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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