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Postby gipsydirtstache » Wed Sep 07, 2005 6:09 am

Okay, its a crowded bar in -oooo - letssss sayyyy - Vienna. Dorado and -oooo - letssss sayyyy - Diego Imbert are both pissed and somehow competing for the last piece of deeelicious fried chicken in the PFK box.

Angry, nonsensical(french!) words are thrown and eventually they end up in a scuffle.

Who wins and why?

winner picks a new pair and they need be manouche-ians, because obviously.. well, they wayyyy more baddass than any contemporary muscian.
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Postby lnb » Wed Sep 07, 2005 10:39 am

You are clearly bonkers.
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Postby nwilkins » Wed Sep 07, 2005 11:48 am

Newfoundland, eh? I see Duane is starting to have some effect up there
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Postby Rich » Wed Sep 07, 2005 1:08 pm

I've heard acounts that dorado is a bit of a body builder in his spare time.. so he may have the edge. Though i doubt either would want to risk damaging their hands..
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Postby devinci » Wed Sep 07, 2005 10:14 pm

Dorado would destroy skiny M.Imbert, he would crush him and fell him with one swift blow, even if he does have a broken arm, for that chicken, he clearly eats more chicken any way.

As I am clearly the winner I propose the pairing of Moreno and Jimmy Rosenberg.
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Postby djangology » Wed Sep 07, 2005 11:07 pm

Though i doubt either would want to risk damaging their hands


Real guitar players fight with their feet and teeth...
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Postby salene » Fri Sep 09, 2005 8:06 pm

What about fiddlers, who's good at fisticuffs on the fiddle front.
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Postby Cantus firmus » Sat Apr 08, 2006 9:38 pm

Mr T Schmitt walks in, thrashes the lot of them, cuts the barmans throat,(with his linited edition wegen pick) shags the barmaid, eats the chicken then sits down fer a tune.
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Postby Caballero » Fri Oct 13, 2006 5:03 pm

salene wrote:What about fiddlers, who's good at fisticuffs on the fiddle front.



Tim Klippy would be shite, he's so scrawny and weedy. I bundled him at IGGF this year when he was sleeping and he crumbled like a biscuit, blubbing in Dutch. MY money would be on Steve Elsworth, he's burly and gets really arsey when drunk. A true dark-horse of the gyp-jazz scene. Anyone else care to pitch in an ass-kicking fiddle player?
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Postby edan13390 » Sat Oct 14, 2006 5:24 pm

Samson Schmitt is the strongest manouche ever!!!!
he could take his dad and Imbert!!!!
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Postby Zoot » Thu Oct 19, 2006 11:50 am

devinci wrote:As I am clearly the winner I propose the pairing of Moreno and Jimmy Rosenberg.


Moreno would clearly win, though I think Jimmys dad may take revenge and that would be the one to watch.

How about Sylvia and Tim Klophorse
I think my money would be on Sylvia
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Postby DennisC » Thu Oct 19, 2006 9:26 pm

what about Andreas vs Samson?

most people might go for Samson because of his massive muscles.. but Samson is only a bodybuilder, i think Andreas is more overall fit and athletic... he's already got big muscles, and i'm sure he's got great speed and endurance... he'd drop kick Samson back to Lorraine...
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Postby Rookie » Thu Oct 19, 2006 9:36 pm

Defenitly Andreas!

He sooooo looks like Aragorn from the Lord of the Rings. For me he's the Aragorn of the guitar and so I'm sure he's the Aragorn in real Life ;)
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Postby Caballero » Thu Oct 19, 2006 10:10 pm

Zoot's the 'Jabba the Hut' of the gypsyjazz scene.
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Postby Zoot » Fri Oct 20, 2006 8:50 am

No Andreas has a glass jaw. I bitch slapped him once and he dropped like a sack of potatoes.
But he did get up eventually and did 500 press ups whilst eating 2.5kg's of organic yogourt. All the while whistling all of Djangos solo's note for note.
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