Can anyone speak German?

[Captain Swing]

Had this message via YouTube, & even an online translator didn't really make sense of it.......
(Obviously i've blocked his telephone number from public view)

mein name ist dany bittel hab mich auch in youtube gemacht unter danny bittel liebe grüsse und auch ein gruss an birreli und mache eine neue cd ... und wenn ich etwas in der schweiz mache bist du eingeladen meine telefon numer ************ gruss dany

I sent him a message in English apologizing for my lack of understanding, & explained that i was English. And he replied in French!

je sui dany bittel je salut bien birieli je suis entrain de fair un nouveaux cd je t inviterai bientot en suisse salutation dany bittel youtube dany bittel

Here's his page:

http://www.youtube.com/user/maccelo1

[Agent]

I think he's inviting you to Switzerland. Bon voyage!

[Captain Swing]

Have i pulled?

Still getting nowhere with each others messages!
I've told him i have to go now.

[Djazznomad]

:shock:

Have i pulled?

Or are you being pulled???

[Caballero]

Hmmmm......I remember a smattering of German from watching 'Secret Army' , he seems to ramble on 'about picking up some soap' ??

[Caballero]

ooooo.. and his name is 'Gross Danny'.

I think we can all tell where this is leading.

[kimmo]

Had this message via YouTube, & even an online translator didn't really make sense of it.......
(Obviously i've blocked his telephone number from public view)

mein name ist dany bittel hab mich auch in youtube gemacht unter danny bittel liebe grüsse und auch ein gruss an birreli und mache eine neue cd ... und wenn ich etwas in der schweiz mache bist du eingeladen meine telefon numer ************ gruss dany

I sent him a message in English apologizing for my lack of understanding, & explained that i was English. And he replied in French!

je sui dany bittel je salut bien birieli je suis entrain de fair un nouveaux cd je t inviterai bientot en suisse salutation dany bittel youtube dany bittel

Here's his page:

http://www.youtube.com/user/maccelo1

He's mistaken you as Bireli (ein gruss an birreli & salut bien birieli ), whom he wants to invite. His last CD was this:
http://www.djangostation.com/Venez-donc ... i,246.html
and now there's obviously a new one coming up.

Kimmo

[Captain Swing]

He's mistaken you as Bireli (ein gruss an birreli & salut bien birieli ), whom he wants to invite.

Does it get any better?!

He's obviously never heard me play!

[maca]

He's gay and wants to be inside you.

[Caballero]

[Dennis]

I put the text into Alta Vista Babel Fish, the on line translation service and I think you'll agree it now makes even less sense in English than it does to us in German.:

"my name is dany bittel has me also into youtube made under danny bittel loves greets and also a greeting on birreli and makes a new CD? and if I make something in Switzerland am you invited my telephone more numer ************ greeting dany"

My wife?s first language is German so she translated it for me(it?s very poor German, apparently):

?My name is Danny. I'm also on YouTube under Danny. Best wishes and send my regards to Birelli and make a new CD. If I have a gig in Switzerland you're invited...my telephone no. is....Cheers Danny.?

You're not Birelli, but his best friend! If you are, ask him if he's feeling better after cancelling his London gig because he was ill.

Dennis

[Captain Swing]

Thanks for that Dennis.
I can't claim to be a friend of Bireli's either. But anyway, that guy has now stopped messaging me. I think he must've clicked on eventually!

[Caballero]

Ahhhh...hands across the water, breaking down the cultural barriers. I'm with Maca on this one.

[venetis]

I cann't speak German..